Quick Jokes #1

This entry is part 1 of 10 in the series Quick JokesIf your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course … at least it will shut up once you let it in.

A guy goes up [...]

Quick Jokes #2

This entry is part 2 of 10 in the series Quick JokesOne day, God calls on Adam and says, ‘Adam, I have some good news and bad news.’
‘The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. Bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time’
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Quick Jokes #3

This entry is part 3 of 10 in the series Quick JokesA man walking down the street sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dog’s balls.
The man says, ‘You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster.’
The boy replies, ‘I [...]

Quick Jokes #4

This entry is part 4 of 10 in the series Quick JokesJust remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty!

The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff.
‘You claim,’ he jeered, ‘that my client came at you [...]

Quick Jokes #5

This entry is part 5 of 10 in the series Quick JokesDiogenes went to look for an honest lawyer.
‘How’s it going?’ someone asked.
‘Not too bad,’ said Diogenes. ‘I still have my lantern.’

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he [...]