The Perdox Rant

This entry is part 6 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.
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This entry is part 7 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: She doesn’t know.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher [...]

This entry is part 8 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can’t even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They’ve never met.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They’re [...]

This entry is part 9 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes write [...]