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Q & A #1

This entry is part 1 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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Q & A #2

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Q & A #3

This entry is part 3 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. ‘Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!’

Q. Why [...]

Q & A #4

This entry is part 4 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: So they [...]

Q & A #5

This entry is part 5 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mother-in-laws.

Q: What are you if your feet smell and your nose runs?
A: Upside down.

Q: Why haven’t you spoken to your wife for 18 months?
A: I don’t like interrupting her.
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