The Perdox Rant

This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesSam arrived home from work early one afternoon, only to find his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.
After chasing the midget away, Sam expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse.
‘I just don’t know what to do with you!’ he said, shaking his head. [...]

This entry is part 7 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesThe following conversation was overheard in a pub.
‘Steve, you look so depressed today. What’s the matter?’
‘Ah, well, I had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn’t talk to me for a month!’
‘What’s so bad about that? You should celebrate the event!’
‘No, [...]

This entry is part 8 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA man walks into his psychiatrist’s office. He sits down and begins the session by saying, ‘Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about Freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.’
‘Oh, what happened,’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘I was eating dinner [...]

This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.
Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, ‘My god! It’s already three pm. I’m about to miss my train!’
She begins to put her clothes [...]