The Perdox Rant Series: Marriage Jokes «

Marriage Jokes #1

This entry is part 1 of 9 in the series Marriage Jokes‘So you’re telling me that several men proposed marriage to you,’ said the husband.
‘Yes, several,’ the wife replied.
‘Well I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.’
‘I did.’

My wife is [...]

Marriage Jokes #2

This entry is part 2 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.
‘You never even tell me when you’re having an orgasm!’ he yelled.
‘How can I?’ she shot back. ‘You’re never here!’

A husband, while watching television, asked his wife, ‘Do [...]

Marriage Jokes #3

This entry is part 3 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesQ: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There’s not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. [...]

Marriage Jokes #4

This entry is part 4 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesWoman 1: ‘My husband is an angel.’
‘You’re lucky, mine is still alive.’

Doctor: Your husband is at death’s door.
Wife: Can you pull him through?

The doctor [...]

Marriage Jokes #5

This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA 50-year-old woman comes home from the doctor after getting a physical and gloats to her husband that the doctor told her she had the body of a 30-year-old.
‘What about your fat butt?’ the husband snaps.
‘Your name never came up,’ the woman [...]