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This entry is part 22 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskin from crawling [...]
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This entry is part 21 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don’t know. There are some things even a blonde won’t do.
Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Q: [...]
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This entry is part 20 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue [...]
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This entry is part 19 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: What do you call a lawyer gone bad.
A: Senator.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
A: Taller
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This entry is part 18 of 22 in the series Q & A JokesQ: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they’re boring.
Q: What’s the one thing that never works when it’s fixed?
A: A jury.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have [...]
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