The Perdox Rant

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row, having heard strange thumping sounds coming from his parents’ room.
One morning, he confronts his mum and says, ‘Mummy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you’re bouncing up and down on him.’
His mum is taken by surprise [...]

A married woman is having coffee with a girlfriend of her’s when she confides, ‘Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute worst between my husband and I. Harry often yells at me, criticizes me and puts me down. He never helps out with anything around the house, and I keep [...]

After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.
She starts crying and then asks, ‘How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The first year we were together, you caught pneumonia and almost died! Who sat by your bed and nursed you back to health? Me!’
Jimmy doesn’t say a word. He [...]

The lifeguard told a mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
‘Everyone knows,’ the mother lectured him, ‘that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool.’
‘Oh really?’ yelled the lifeguard. ‘From the diving board?’

This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.
Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, ‘My god! It’s already three pm. I’m about to miss my train!’
She begins to put her clothes [...]