The Perdox Rant

A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.

Suddenly, the mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off her chair exclaiming, ‘My god! It’s already three pm. I’m about to miss my train!’

She begins to put her clothes on in a hurry. At this moment, the son-in- law’s daughter runs up to her and before he can do anything she announces, ‘Don’t hurry, granny! Daddy moved the clock two hours ahead!’

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead’s.

Mum: ‘It’s so nice to see you so quiet while your daddy naps.’

Son: ‘I’m just waiting for his cigarette to burn his fingers.’