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Thu 17 Sep 2009, 12:23:57 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There’s not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Q: What is the difference between a ten-year-old marriage and a ten-year-old job?
A: After ten years, the job still sucks.
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