The Perdox Rant

A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.

‘You never even tell me when you’re having an orgasm!’ he yelled.

‘How can I?’ she shot back. ‘You’re never here!’

A husband, while watching television, asked his wife, ‘Do you feel that sex and excitement have gone out of our marriage?’

The wife replied, ‘I’ll discuss it with you during the next commercial break.’

Most husbands don’t like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.