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It’s his fault

A woman goes to a lawyer, seeking advice on getting a divorce.
‘Do you have grounds, madam?’ the lawyer asked.
‘Oh yes. More than I need. I have over five acres.’
‘I guess you didn’t understand my question. Let me put it another way. Do you have a grudge?’
‘No, but we have a parking space,’ she [...]

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Forty years of marriage

After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy tells Katherine that he is leaving her.
She starts crying and asks, ‘How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The first year we were together, you caught pneumonia and almost died! Who sat by your bed and nursed you back to health? Me!’
‘And when you lost half [...]

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Marriage Jokes #5

This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesA 50-year-old woman comes home from the doctor after getting a physical and gloats to her husband that the doctor told her she had the body of a 30-year-old.
‘What about your fat butt?’ the husband snaps.
‘Your name never came up,’ the woman [...]

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iPhone background processes: a must

The Apple iPhone is advertised as a great phone, PDA, music player, game console; just to name a few catch phrases. But is it as good as it can be? Not in my view.
Steve Jobs once ridiculed the background processes that may be running on a phone running Windows Mobile. This was during a presentation [...]

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Marriage Jokes #4

This entry is part 4 of 9 in the series Marriage JokesWoman 1: ‘My husband is an angel.’
‘You’re lucky, mine is still alive.’
       
Doctor: Your husband is at death’s door.
Wife: Can you pull him through?
       
The doctor [...]