A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her, grabs her tits, and says, ‘Honey, if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow.’
Then he grabs her pussy and says, ‘Honey, if you could get eggs out of here, we could sell the chickens.’
She turns to [...]
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 perdox |  Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:49:21 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by perdox | Modified: Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:05:39 | Views: 13 Click on the Headline in the panel below to view the entire post.
perdox | Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:45:30 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by perdox | Modified: Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02:51 | Views: 10 A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service representative and says, ‘Hey, lady, I have this cheque to deposit and I’ll be goddamned if I am going to wait in line anymore.’ Click on the Headline in the panel below to view the entire post.
perdox | Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:44:53 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by perdox | Modified: Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56:52 | Views: 10 Following the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a tremendous headache. He felt nauseous and completely unable to recall the events of the previous evening. Click on the Headline in the panel below to view the entire post.
perdox | Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:59:07 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by perdox | Modified: Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:31:28 | Views: 16 A guy is riding on bus when at one stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on borad. The only problem is that she is a nun. Click on the Headline in the panel below to view the entire post.
perdox | Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:20:04 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by perdox | Modified: Thu 25 Jun 2009, 22:27:00 | Views: 9 A husband and wife decide to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. |
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