Q & A #3

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This entry is part 3 of 22 in the series Q & A Jokes

Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he didn’t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. ‘Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!’

Q. Why don’t women wear watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove!

Q. What’s the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.

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