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Fri 1 May 2009, 20:27:41 | Total posts: 293 | See all posts by A man walking down the street sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog pulling it with a rope attached to the dog’s balls.
The man says, ‘You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster.’
The boy replies, ‘I know, but then I wouldn’t get the cool siren.’
One day, an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names.
The dad answers, ‘Well son, whenever an Indian baby is born, the father goes outside and names the baby after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?’
The patient says, ‘Give me the bad news first!’
Doctor replies, ‘You’ve got AIDS.’
‘Oh, no! What could be worse than that?’ asks the patient.
‘You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.’
Looking relieved the patient says, ‘Oh … well, that’s not so bad. At least I don’t have AIDS.’
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