The Perdox Rant

One day, God calls on Adam and says, ‘Adam, I have some good news and bad news.’

‘The good news is that I gave you a penis and a brain. Bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one at a time’

Husband: ‘Want a quickie?

Wife: ‘As opposed to what?

What did God say after creating man?

‘I can do better.’

Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?

A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest, Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.

‘Buffalo come,’ remarked Tonto.

‘How can you tell, Tonto?’ asked the Lone Ranger.

‘Face sticky.’

A little boy asked his father, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?’

And the father replied, ‘I don’t know son, I’m still paying.’