Q & A #1

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This entry is part 1 of 22 in the series Q & A Jokes

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

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