The Perdox Rant

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course … at least it will shut up once you let it in.

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, ‘You want to play “Magic”?’

‘What’s that?’ she says.

‘We go to my house, have sex, and then you disappear.’

A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him.

Somewhat perplexed, he takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, ‘How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?’

The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, ‘Because I’m drowning you dickhead!’